Quotes from the Bro Code by Barnibus Stinson

Book of Barnabas 1:1

And everything of need was provided in the garden. Fruit, water, companionship. But one day, Adam came upon a naked chick,Eve, and desired her olive leaf.And so, Adam wenteth behind an apple tree to know Eve, totally ditching his bro, Phil, who had Knicks tickets. Courtside.
Long story short, humankind became self-aware,paradise was lost, and well, we all know what happened to the Knicks.

Here is the imdb.com Top Hot Chicks of the week. Worldwide:

1. Half Asian Chicks.
2. Labanese Girls.
3. Politician's daughters.
4. Mute Women.
5. Eighties Music Video Chicks.
6. Really Tall Chicks.
7. Mermaids.
8. Chicks Raised in a Cult.
9. Army Chicks.
10. Girls on Rollerblades.

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