How to Hit a Woman

A lot of people will say that "You cant hit a woman dude, that`s not cool".

These people are stupid.

Women have been hit all through history, from the very begging when God created the Big Bang and monkeys evolved into Adam and Eve.

The first thing you must do is NEVER HIT A WOMAN ....... with your fist. Hitting her with a fist is domestic abuse.

An open palm can do the exact damage. You dont want the woman to feel pain. You want her to be humiliated, to cry and cry and understand that she is inferior. A woman must understand that she doesn't have the same rights as us men.

After hitting her with an open palm you must follow the Weierstrass Rules:

• Rule number 1: Hit her again!
  
• Rule number 2: Make her believe it was her fault you hit her.Which is not hard, since most of the time any woman deserves being hit.
  
• Rule number 3: Never apologize and don't look regretful.
  

And then :



They say behind every great man there's a great woman.......HOLDING HIS BEER !