Drug Dealers and Girls.

There are three rules every drug dealer Al Capone wannabe must follow. These rules must also be respected when you are in a relationship.

-Never get high on your own supply.

Which means NEVER, and I mean NEVER fall in love.

-Always fly straight.

Which means Never cheat. Because she will find out. It does not matter if she is not smart. You always must assume that the Universe is out to get you. And even if you cheat, you have to memorize a bro`s phone number. It will come in handy. More on this later...

And if you haven't figure it out already, I just saw Scarface last night and it was Awe- wait for it - SOME !