Bro Code Article 7.

Article 7: A bro must always be another bros alibi.
Clarification of Article 7: If a bros girlfriend is enquiring about the location of said bro one night, a bro must always lie.
Exception 1 of Article 7: If the bros girlfriend is a bitch, the alibi is not necessary and the truth is encouraged.
Exception 2 of Article 7: If the bros girlfriend is fat/ugly/disabled the alibi is not necessary and the truth is encouraged.
Exception 3 of Article 7: If the bros girlfriend is a model/porn star/reporter/ of another race, a bro must tell the truth, wait for the Exception of Article 4. and “tap that ass”.