I am GOD.

I will like to take the time and say some things about your Lord, your savior ...

I am not afraid to show my feminine side... If I had one.

You know those inmates that have tattoos of their mom on their shoulder? Well, my mom has a tattoo with the word "Son" on her shoulder.

I am the only one allowed to touch the art at museums, and feed the animals at the zoo.

Yeah, that's how cool I am.