In the event that two Bros lock on to the same target, the bro who calls dibs first has dibs. If both call dibs at the same time, the Bro who counts fastest aloud to ten has dibs. If they both arrive at the number ten at the same time, the Bro who bought drinks last has dibs.
If they haven't purchased drinks yet, the taller of the two has dibs.
If they are of the same height, the Bro with the longer dry spell has dibs.
Should the dry spell be of equal length, a game of discreet *Broshombo shall determine dibs, provided that the chick is still there.
*Rock, paper, scissors for Bros.
marți, 16 martie 2010
Quotes from the Bro Code by Barnibus Stinson
Long story short, humankind became self-aware,paradise was lost, and well, we all know what happened to the Knicks.
Here is the imdb.com Top Hot Chicks of the week. Worldwide:
- Half Asian Chicks.
- Labanese Girls.
- Politician's daughters.
- Mute Women.
- Eighties Music Video Chicks.
- Really Tall Chicks.
- Mermaids.
- Chicks Raised in a Cult.
- Army Chicks.
- Girls on Rollerblades.
marți, 9 martie 2010
miercuri, 3 martie 2010
Sex with a Na`vi woman.
For those of you living in a cave for the past 4 months, Na'vi are a fictional species that live on the fictional world of Pandora. Na'vi women are from 2.7 to 3.5 meters tall.
In other words: smoking hot!
Due to the lower gravity of the planet, the Na'vi have harder skin then humans, and as a result their skin does not receive pleasure in the normal way. You have to go to extreme measures.
Some things are essential, like music. Na`vi women or smurf as they are called in the early 80`s, do not like normal music like Justin, Berry White or even this guy. The sound of screaming babies or dieing birds turn them on quicker than "I don't wanna miss a thing".
When thing get hard and heavy , don't be a sissy and HIT HER IN THE FACE! Na'vi dont feel pain easily. The steps to a successful intercourse are:
Step 1:Hit and thrust.
Step 2:Repeat step 1.
Step 2 is essential.
If she yells out " PAPA SMURF!", don't worry they do that . A lot! That just means they need more hitting and less thrusting.
As the Na'vi are so in touch with their home planet, they do not like the feel of artificial lubricants. You have to use your own body fluids to make the transition more easy.
And when you're riding that woman. Hold on to your fucking hat.
Also, watch for the tail. Cause if you touch it, she turns into SMURFETTE !!!
And you dont want that! Right? Right? Come on guys, fat girls need some lovin' too.
In other words: smoking hot!
Due to the lower gravity of the planet, the Na'vi have harder skin then humans, and as a result their skin does not receive pleasure in the normal way. You have to go to extreme measures.
Some things are essential, like music. Na`vi women or smurf as they are called in the early 80`s, do not like normal music like Justin, Berry White or even this guy. The sound of screaming babies or dieing birds turn them on quicker than "I don't wanna miss a thing".
When thing get hard and heavy , don't be a sissy and HIT HER IN THE FACE! Na'vi dont feel pain easily. The steps to a successful intercourse are:
Step 1:Hit and thrust.
Step 2:Repeat step 1.
Step 2 is essential.
If she yells out " PAPA SMURF!", don't worry they do that . A lot! That just means they need more hitting and less thrusting.
As the Na'vi are so in touch with their home planet, they do not like the feel of artificial lubricants. You have to use your own body fluids to make the transition more easy.
And when you're riding that woman. Hold on to your fucking hat.
Also, watch for the tail. Cause if you touch it, she turns into SMURFETTE !!!
And you dont want that! Right? Right? Come on guys, fat girls need some lovin' too.
marți, 23 februarie 2010
How to Hit a Woman
A lot of people will say that "You cant hit a woman dude, that`s not cool".
These people are stupid.
Women have been hit all through history, from the very begging when God created the Big Bang and monkeys evolved into Adam and Eve.
The first thing you must do is NEVER HIT A WOMAN ....... with your fist. Hitting her with a fist is domestic abuse.
An open palm can do the exact damage. You dont want the woman to feel pain. You want her to be humiliated, to cry and cry and understand that she is inferior. A woman must understand that she doesn't have the same rights as us men.
After hitting her with an open palm you must follow the Weierstrass Rules:
They say behind every great man there's a great woman.......HOLDING HIS BEER !
These people are stupid.
Women have been hit all through history, from the very begging when God created the Big Bang and monkeys evolved into Adam and Eve.
The first thing you must do is NEVER HIT A WOMAN ....... with your fist. Hitting her with a fist is domestic abuse.
An open palm can do the exact damage. You dont want the woman to feel pain. You want her to be humiliated, to cry and cry and understand that she is inferior. A woman must understand that she doesn't have the same rights as us men.
After hitting her with an open palm you must follow the Weierstrass Rules:
- Rule number 1: Hit her again!
- Rule number 2: Make her believe it was her fault you hit her.Which is not hard, since most of the time any woman deserves being hit.
- Rule number 3: Never apologize and don't look regretful.
They say behind every great man there's a great woman.......HOLDING HIS BEER !
duminică, 21 februarie 2010
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